50-year old man attacks 3 women with a sword and peanut butter sandwich
A Florida man is accused of threatening three women — one of them six months pregnant — with a four-foot sword over the weekend, according to police.
Then, to make matters infinitely worse, Mark Christopher Miller took a peanut butter sandwich and smeared it on the face of a third woman.
The sword-and-sandwich altercation began when Miller supposedly heard noises outside his Winter Haven mobile home.
A Winter Haven man remained in jail Sunday after he was accused of attacking three women with a 4-foot sword and a peanut-butter sandwich, according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
Mark Christopher Miller, 50, used the sword to threaten two women, one of them pregnant, and then smeared another with the sandwich before the deputies hauled him away, according to his arrest report.
As the deputies drove him to jail, Miller ripped a piece of padding from the inside of the patrol car with his teeth, the report says.
There’s crazy and then there’s crazy. Crazy is throwing a sword about at women and ruining a perfectly good peanut butter sandwich. Crazy is Mark Christopher Miller.