The worst thing a man could wear to the beach, ever

 

When suddenly you find yourself at the beach, completely unprepared, like no one ever, the ThingThong has you covered—literally.

The hybrid flip-flop and thong swimsuit was conceptualized by Douglas Hamilton, a creative director and copywriter for BBH Asia-Pacific.

The flip-flop – as you may have deduced from the image above – doubles as the front of a banana hammock. The sandal’s straps are made of a stretchy elastic that keep your feet in and your junk covered.

Certainly the ThingThong would appeal to some people; the kind people I don’t ever want to interact with at a beach or any similar place where they could rock their ThingThong.

That said, if you like thongs and want to be the friend who gives a shoe-less beach goer a foot covering that’s grazed your filthy wiener and balls, the ThingThong may be for you.

 

 

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Jeff Cormier

Dad, husband, dog lover, law, write at DigitalDeconstruction.com and other online destinations, forever immature. It's the me that I let you know.

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