Man mistakes Facebook photo of Mitt Romney for girlfriend’s lover
A Tennessee man stands accused of assaulting his girlfriend over a photo of an unknown man he spotted on her Facebook page. The man? Mitt Romney.
“Despite being informed that the man on Gray’s wall was the presumptive Republican presidential candidate (and not some hunky, severely conservative sidepiece), Turpin apparently was not placated. Gray said that he “became upset because she was attempting to communicate with friends through her Facebook account.”
“In a subsequent tussle over the laptop, Gray’s hand was injured as she unsuccessfully tried to stop Turpin form smashing the computer against the wall. Gray told deputies that Turpin, pictured in the above mug shot, also punched her in the face during the encounter.”
Turpin was charged with domestic assault and booked into Anderson County Jail.
Something tells me if – a big if – Turpin was to vote in the upcoming presidential election, he may want to know who the Republican candidate is because there’s no way in hell he’d vote for a card-carrying Communist Liberal like Barack Obama.