March 31, 2013 may be the deadliest, or greatest, day to drive a car ever
People using cellphones, eating fast food, applying makeup and generally not giving a damn about anyone else on the road make driving dangerous.
An event, scheduled for March 31, 2013 at 5:00 pm, may go down in history as the deadliest , or greatest, day to have driven a car, ever.
The event’s description:
“On March 31, 2013, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles. Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will prove that the Savior of Man will not abandon them when they remove their hands from the steering wheels of their cars for a total of 5 minutes. They will not be at a red light, or a stop sign, they will be on the highways. This is TRUE FAITH. Jesus Christ does not abandon his children, and with the current state of the world, it’s time to show Jesus that we have not abandoned him. Do not come to this page telling us that we are crazy and that we are going to die. Jesus is our Shepherd, and he will tend to his flock. Please join us and show that you are NOT AFRAID to place your life in the hands of Jesus Christ.”
Just to be safe I’m going to remain at home – and advise friends and family to do the same – all of March 31, 2013.
What about you?
[h/t Michael Gruber]