Digital DeconstructionMitt Romney apologizes to nation’s 150 million ‘starving, filthy beggars’
Romney Apologizes To Nation’s 150 Million ‘Starving, Filthy Beggars’:
“Seeking to limit the fallout from a videotaped speech in which he asserts 47 percent of Americans “pay no taxes” and do not take “personal responsibility and care for their lives,” Mitt Romney hastily called a press conference today to apologize personally to the “150 million starving, filthy beggars [he] might have offended.”
Saying that he deeply regretted his choice of words at a private $50,000-a-plate fundraising function in May—during which he argued “[his] job is not to worry” about the lower-earning half of the nation’s populace—Romney personally appealed to the country’s “dirt-caked garbage pickers and toothless street urchins” for forgiveness.”
Brilliance from The Onion.
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